My friend and I were talking yesterday about what we were doing at work. Here is what his day would look like if we coded it up. I won't do mine because it is even more boring, imho :).

class dayAtWork {

  var $doc = new FakeXsdClass("bigFreakingXsd.xsd");
  var $cleanDoc = new FakeXsdClass("cleanedBigFreakingXsd.xsd");

  function dayAtWork() {
      $this->bootupLaptop();
      for($time = strtotime("now"); 
          $time <= strtotime("now + 8 hours"); 
          $time =   strtotime("now")) {              
        $this->copyFromXSDIfNeeded();
      }
  }


 function bootupLaptop() {
      sleep(15 * 1000 * 60) // Sleep for 15 minutes
 }


 function copyFromXSDIfNeeded() {
     $bNeeded = $this->isTagInNoNoList();

   if(!$bNeeded) {
     $this->deleteCurrentTag();
   } else {
     $this->copyTag();
   }

   $this->doc->gotoNextTag();
 }

 function deleteCurrentTag() {
     $this->doc->deleteTag();
 }

 function copyTag() {
     $this->cleanDoc->insertTag($this->doc->currentTag());
 }
}

Disclaimer: I just wrote this here and it is psuedo code so it isn't perfect so any code-gripes you can keep to yourself :P.